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08.28.08 25 Comments

In this new publicity still from Crank 2, Jason Statham has to wear a shirt, and as you can see, he’s pretty pissed about it.  Oy, wot da fock ees aw dis den? I think he might gnaw it off at any second. We may have to get the vet to put a big cone-shaped thing around his head to keep him from ruining it.

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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