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01.04.08 19 Comments

If you can actually get this clip from JoBlo to work, you can watch a montage of clips from Jessica Simpson’s Blonde Ambition, the rocketbullet to superstardom that grossed $48 per screen in its limited theater run.

It’s about as funny as watching Knüt the polar bear get beheaded by terrorists.

Reached for comment, Joe Simpson said, "Whatever, bro, look how hot Jess’ tits look.  Those babies are so swoll, Christ I wanna lick em.  I had half a rod the entire movie, and she’s my daughter.  Seriously, is everybody queer or something?" 



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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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