Jiu-Jitsu world champ thanks Steven Seagal

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06.08.11 9 Comments

Grappler Marcelo Garcia won his fifth gold in the middleweight division at the jiu-jitsu World Cup over the weekend, and in his post-fight interview thanked Steven Seagal.  Oh, so you think Steven Seagal training fighters is a joke now, do you?  You won’t be laughing when you’re lying dead of a front kick he executes with his mind.  More importantly, Seagal’s response is after the jump. |CagePotato|


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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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