JOHN GOODMAN IS A STYLISH LESBIAN

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11.14.07 152 Comments

On the left you can see the first pictures of John Goodman (with his stunt double) from the set of the Wachowski Brothers’ upcoming Speedracer movie.

It’s hard to say whether he’s modelling himself after George Lucas (above right), or if Larry/Lana Wachowski has rubbed off on him (I’d like to rub one off on her.  Wait, what?).   Then again, maybe Lesbian Bullfrog Chic is just what’s hot right now.

I still can’t decide if George Lucas looks like he has a lot of cats, or if he looks like he eats cats.  Honestly, have you ever seen a human being who more closely resembled Alf? 

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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