Paul Reuben is reportedly in the "pre-pre-pre-production" stage of a pair of Pee Wee Herman flicks, one for kids, another for adults. He hopes to reprise his role as Pee-Wee, but does have a realistic backup plan:
"My second option is to have Johnny Depp play Pee-Wee." He says that he has even approached Depp about it, and that Johnny told him: "Let me think about it."
Hmm, sounds like a definite "maybe". Who do you have in mind for a director, Pee Wee?
"I have talked to Tim [Burton] about one of them about a year ago. But Tim is booked. I think he would be interested in it, but he’s really busy."
Ahh yes, and I imagine the woman he asked out last week "has to wash her hair," and the child he tried to give a ride home in his van "doesn’t really like candy." Really, Pee-Wee, it’s not you, it’s us. We just don’t like you in that way.
Poor guy, gets caught jackin it one stinkin time and it kills his career. Such bullshit. I mean, if a guy can’t whack off in an adult theatre, where can he? Those fascists down at the city pool sure aren’t having it.