The talks between Jonah Hill and Transformers 2 I reported on last week have apparently broken down, and he won’t play Rough LeBeouf’s conspiracy theorist roommate at Princeton.
There’s always the option of hiring a J.Hill impersonator a lá College or The Rocker, but I’ve got ten bucks says they hire Kenan Thompson from SNL. That way you’ve got fat guy, “comic relief”, and racial diversity all in one. Plus, he’s hilarious. Did you guys see that one time he dressed up as a woman? Oh man!