It’s been a scary few weeks as we wondered whether the actors who played the Cullens in all the previous Twilight movies would return for the final chapter of the Twilight Saga, Snorkels the Vampire Fetus, or whether their demands for more money would get them replaced by new, unfamiliar dead-eyed background models. Well I’m here to report that our long national nightmare is over. Looks like we’ll get to see Kellan Lutz’ sh*t after all.
Bite open my C-section scar, Press Release:
Summit Entertainment has confirmed that Peter Facinelli, Ashley Greene, Kellan Lutz, Jackson Rathbone, Elizabeth Reaser, and Nikki Reed will all return as members of the Cullen Family in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn. These cast members join Billy Burke as Charlie Swan.
Oh God, joining Billy Burke as Charlie Swan would be a dream come true. In fact, there are perhaps no sweeter words in the English language than “Billy Burke as Charlie Swan.” My entire childhood I sat in class daydreaming about the day when the arena would go dark, the spotlights would come on, my entrance music would start to play, and the announcer would shout, AND NOW JOINING BILLY BURKE AS CHARLIE SWAN… then I’d run out as he screamed my name, and the crowd would go wild, flashbulbs everywhere. They said I was the best they ever saw. Gay Vampire Scarf Baseball would never be the same.