This is the trailer for Spooner, which is playing at this year’s Slamdance Film Festival, which is run by a bunch of shrivs who’ll kick you out if, God forbid, you actually start slamdancing. Fascists. Anyway, I know what you’re thinking: is the dude’s name Spooner or is he just a guy who likes spooning? Answer? Both, fudgedick! Matthew Lillard plays a spooning-loving loser named Spooner who meets a girl who’s a unique free spirit (guess the dark secret! Cancer? A kid? Dying parents?) and they decide to be unique free spirits together. Because everyone knows the indie film equation. 1 unique free spirit = pathetic loser. 2 unique free spirits = Americana!
LADLING = SPOONING DEEPLY