The Last Airbender is Manny Shyamalan’s adaptation of the animated Nickelodeon cartoon starring the sullen kid from Slumdog Millionaire. This is the first teaser for it, and it doesn’t give us much. Just a bald kid with an arrow on his head fighting some candles with a stick. I’m guessing he’s the one or the chosen one or the grand imperial wizard or Harry Potter’s f*ckbuddy or whatever.
The story follows the adventures of Aang, a ten year old successor to a long line of Avatars, who must put his childhood ways aside [isn’t it “childish ways”?] and stop the Fire Nation from enslaving the Water, Earth and Air nations. [TrailerAddict]
And how will he do that??? You guessed it, he’s going to steal a Heart ring from Captain Planet. That Heart ring guy was always a pussy anyway.