Lindsay Lohan not pretending her gun is a penis anymore

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07.19.10 17 Comments

Here’s the latest picture of Lindsay Lohan from Robert Rodriguez’ Machete, as nun with gun April Benz, holding an uzi with what I guess is a giant silencer.  Whatever it is, she’s come a long with from trying to lick her gun like a penis last week.  Haha, girls! Meanwhile, Machete opens September 8th, but Lindsay heads off to jail tomorrow.  Hopefully her co-star Michelle Rodriguez taught her a few things about lesbian prison gangs before she goes.  What?  Sorry, I didn’t mean to imply Michelle Rodriguez is a lesbian.  I just meant she’d probably know about prison and stuff because she’s Hispanic.

[via FilmTotaal]

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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