Christopher Mintz-Plasse (McLovin) has joined the cast of Little Big Men, alongside Paul Rudd and Stifler. The film will be directed by David Wain of Wet Hot American Summer – the movie that brought us such memorable lines such as "F*ck you, dyke." and the world's most versatile comeback, "Yeah. Well."
The movie's plot involves two wild and crazy guys who end up sentenced to community service in the form of the Big Brothers mentoring program.
Whatever. For Paul Rudd and David Wain, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
But not McLovin. Look, dude, I'm sorry your mom was some kinda wannabe lesbo, but that's no reason to walk around with a hyphen in your name. It doesn't even have to be a paternalistic thing; really, just pick one. And since one of your names is "Mintz", I'd say it's an easy choice.