I live in San Francisco, so obviously this is the most important story of the day for me. After the 49ers beat the Lions 27 – 19 in the late game yesterday, coach Jim Harbaugh (Commie Jesus, as we gluten-free homosexuals call him) presented the game ball to pass-catching doo wop singer Michael Crabtree, and introduced a couple special guests, Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson. Turns out the ice cream-lovers are in town this week to shoot a buddy comedy called The Internship.
Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson, who (in)famously paired up for the 2005 blockbuster “Wedding Crashers,” are together again in a new R-rated romp, “The Internship.” The two will play recently laid-off fortysomethings who hatch a diabolical scheme to land coveted internships at Google.
“We get free food, we get to play ping pong and take naps,” Vaughn said of the role in a recent interview with The Huffington Post. “We find a way to get into the intern program and try to get a job there. It’s fun to go back and do some R-rated comedies again.” Vaughn himself penned the screenplay for the film, which will even feature a cameo by Will Ferrell. [HuffPo]
Sadly, it’s being directed by Night at the Museum‘s Shawn Levy, who’s only directed decent comedy if you count Real Steel. Nonetheless, I’ve got some pictures of the momentous occasion on the following pages. Try to guess if I included a Photoshopped picture of Vince Vaughn eating ice cream. SPOILER ALERT: I totally included a Photoshopped picture of Vince Vaughn eating ice cream. Vince Vaughn was born to ice cream. To see Vince Vaughn eat ice cream is to see a creature perfectly in its element, like watching water bead off a duck’s back, or me in my underwear, Photoshopping pictures of Vince Vaughn eating ice cream into stuff.
“You banged Kate Hudson too? No way!”
“THIS GUY SAW DIORA BAIRD’S TITTIES!”
“I mean seriously, how big were they? Bigger in person? Show me using your hands.”
“Bigger in person?! I knew it! Hooray!”
“Oh man, this is the best day ever. Bring it in, everyone! Titties on three!”
[Watch the full video here]