LOST BOYS 3 IS TWILIGHT FAN FICTION

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09.24.09 33 Comments

That’s right, it’s Greasy Sax Man, and that means Lost Boys news.

No one actually watches Lost Boys sequels (except Chodin when I pay him*), but they keep making them anyway, presumably as a way to keep Corey Feldman from making music.  Anyway, here’s the plot of Lost Boys 3: The Thirst.  See if you can spot the Twilight reference:

“When veteran vampire hunter Edgar Frog [Corey Feldman] finds himself destitute and almost friendless, he thinks his life has hit bottom – but wealthy vampire-romance novelist Gwen Liebling offers him a small fortune to go on the vampire hunt of a lifetime and rescue her son Peter from the Alpha Vampire D.J. Dusk. With the help of his friends Zoe, Lars and Blake, Edgar heads into a bloody battle to exterminate evil.” [via Bloody-Disgusting]

So… who wants to bet me that D.J. Dusk is an actual Disc Jockey? Anyone?  Anyway, it sounds pretty bad, I know.  But keep in mind it’s protecting us from this:

Which is the lesser evil? I don’t know. It’s something to ponder.

*excerpt from that review: “It’s at this point in the flick that Corey Feldman wanders on screen looking for his agent, and coincidentally gets to reprise his role as Edgar Frog. He spends the rest of the feature talking like that ginger kid from The Little Rascals Movie, but does still manage to help save his sister from becoming a Hot Topic employee. It’s at this point that the credits begin to roll and you get to listen to a song that sounds like it was made using instruments built entirely of human sh’t.”

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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