Major League 3 will be a turd on a tugboat, apparently

02.25.11 7 years ago 16 Comments

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I’m having a hard time concentrating on anything other than Charlie Sheen this morning, so let’s just go with it.  Looks like we have to file the CEO of Morgan Creek under Charlie Sheen’s list of bridge trolls with ugly wives trying to hate on him while he’s watching Jaws in 4D on his F-18 with two smoking hotties while he naps.  God, it writes itself.

James G. Robinson says he won’t make Major League 3 with Charlie Sheen, not after the trouble he had when he cast Lindsay Lohan in Georgia Rule.  Without Charlie, the film is sure to be a “turd that opens on a tugboat” rather than “a smash” that should’ve been called Wild Thing: The Awesomening.  But who are we to question the judgment of the guy who once cast Lindsay Lohan in Georgia Rule?

“Obviously with Major League 3 there’s a huge part written for Charlie’s character … but after dealing with Lindsay Lohan on ‘Georgia Rule,’ I can speak for someone who has experienced the difficulties of working with an actor dealing with addiction.”

“I won’t go through that again. If Charlie doesn’t straighten up … I unfortunately can’t put him in the movie.”

Straighten up?  He already did.  He cured himself.  With his brain.  In a nanosecond.  Bring it.

When Lindsay was doing ‘Georgia Rule,’ she would miss full days of work.  When an actor doesn’t show up for work, you can lose half-a-million dollars a day paying the 250 other people there for the shoot and the costs for the set.”
“I’m not going to risk putting Charlie in the movie if he continues messing up.” [TMZ]

Damn, that’s sure to be a disappointment to all those people Charlie Sheen thinks he is.


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