This isn’t the first time I’ve told you about Teddy Bear, Seth MacFarlane’s $65 million,
Mark Wahlberg — of all people — is considering the lead role in Seth MacFarlane’s Teddy Bear, a comedy about a 33 year old man whose Teddy Bear comes to life and poses problems for him as an adult when it gets in the way of a relationship with his girlfriend. The Teddy Bear is described as something that, I sh*t you not, likes to party, pick up women, smoke pot, and play video games. Note, too, that there are roles in the movie for a racist homosexual, a woman obsessed with talking about men shaving their assh*les, and a “Jewish-looking” person who makes anti-Semitic remarks. In other words: Typical MacFarlane.
“Teddy Bear”? Why not just “Drop Dead Ted”? Seems like the obvious choice. Anyway, if you’re in the market for a racist homosexual, there’s always Liam Neeson. That fruit cake’s always spouting off about how much he hates N-words. It’s always “n-word this,” and “n-word that.” It’s like, jeez, Neeson, give it a rest, did you not get enough c*ck or something?