All The Post-Credits Scenes Of The Marvel Cinematic Universe, Ranked

07.27.15 2 years ago 19 Comments
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The Marvel Cinematic Universe contains multitudes. So special, so chocked full of marketing for films we’re not yet watching, The MCU has been the cinematic version of the Ron Popeil method, “But wait, there’s MORE!” I don’t know about you, but I can’t get enough. I love learning about new movies and potential offerings for me, the consumer.

A few notes on these rankings, because I know y’all can be sticklers for deets:

1) I only included the MCU films, not the X-Men or the like. If you don’t know what the MCU is I just feel bad for you. You were probably picked last to play MCU rankings as a kid.

2) This is probably incomplete. Between Post-credit and Mid-credit scenes, who the hell knows what goes where anymore. I mean, I did my due diligence, but I still have a pretty active meth habit to feed.

3) There seems to have been a fake Spider-Man one leaked for one of The Avengers films. I didn’t include this one, because I only deal in totally legit end-credit scenes. Don’t bring that wack fake stuff in here.

Which of these post-credits scenes have been the least awful? And which have been full-on nightmares? Let’s count them down!

13. Iron Man 2

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In this scene a guy finds a Hammer. That’s the scene. Evidently we’re supposed to crap our pants and say, “DAT’S THOR’S HAMMA!” This is the worst one by far.

12. Incredible Hulk

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There’s not a great copy of this online, likely because everyone would like to forget it ever happened. I mean, think about it, Hulkster was the only one to lose his franchise like a little B. Iron Man, Cap, T’hor, they all kept rolling on the river while Hulk got thrown into ensemble pieces. In this post-credits scene Tony Stark tells some rando that they are putting a team together. Yeah, no kidding. Thanks for repeating what Nick Fury already told me in the post-credits scene for Iron Man, you fool. Tony Stark seems to be a gossip of the highest order, he just strolls around telling people things Nick Fury already told him. Speaking of …

11. Iron Man

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Back in my day, they used to just throw Sam Jackson into all post-credits scenes because he was available at a moment’s notice. In this classic he tells Tony Stark they are putting a team together, and I don’t mean the Brooklyn Dodgers if you get my drift. He’s talking about Los Avengers. Anyway, this scene doesn’t have the normal Marvel patina because they were still figuring out the whole post-credits game. Think of this one like a lovable scamp learning about the organ trading business for the first time.

10. Captain America: The First Avenger

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There seems to be a period where Nick Fury was just telling everyone in person about The Avengers. This was another one of those. Why he couldn’t send out an email blast or maybe ask an assistant to do the dirty work? Well, the last time he sent someone not named “Nick Fury”, the guy called him to tell him about a hammer. Once bitten, twice hammered, I say. In this one Nick Fury tells Captain America they are putting together a team. You guys, A TEAM!

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