08.28.08 9 years ago 74 Comments

This isn’t strictly film related, but it’s too good not to pass on. So Matthew McConaughey’s mom Kay recently wrote a self-published book titled (un-ironically, apparently) I Amaze Myself! In promoting the book to UsWeekly, she related this story of her husband’s passing:

“On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love. But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened.

“I knew that something was wrong, because I didn’t hear anything from him. Just nothing. But it was just the best way to go!”

Kinda gross, but whatever. Just old people boning. Something we’d always feared, but we’ll live with it. Of course, she wasn’t done. She still had to explain how she insisted on him being removed from the house naked.

“I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey — and his gift.”

Ah yes, your husband has just died, what a perfect time to show off his huge dong. Ooooh weee! Look at the size of that thing! Climb on, grandma! Hell, everybody take a turn! Call the neighbors! We’ll have ourselves a good ol fashioned big dead horse cock rodeo!  Before we bury him six feet under let’s get him buried balls deep.  Yee ha!

[Us via PopMachine via RopeofSilicon]

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