I’ll never understand grown adults who care deeply about a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, but clearly there are many of you that do, so fine, I’ll indulge you, as long as you promise not to get dandruff on me. So here we have Megan Fox as April O’Neil on the set of the Michael Bay-produced remake from Battle Los Angeles director Jonathan Liebesman, taken this week in Times Square.
Megan Fox and Michael Bay famously had a little tiff over her comparing him to Hitler that one time, which may or may not have led to her getting canned from Transformers, but clearly they’ve reconciled enough to continue working together. I’m not surprised, I hear she polishes a mean Ferrari. OH! (*smokes cigarette behind the head*)
(all pictures by DVT/Star Max/FilmMagic, via Getty)
Some pictures of the Ninja Turtle Van and Will Arnett as O’Neil’s cameraman have also made their way online (though I don’t have the rights to them). The film also stars William Fichtner as Shredder (hopefully without a cleft lip), these dudes as the turtles, and Whoopi Goldberg as Bernadette Thompson.
It opens June 6th, 2014, and I’m sure it will be exactly like your childhood! Michael Bay is traveling to your idealized youth and building you a house! Oops, now it has flames on it. Frickin’ Michael Bay. You cornholed my memories, bro.