MENDES HOT, PHOENIX HARELIPPED

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09.19.07 22 Comments

IESB has the latest batch of pics from We Own the Night, starring Joaquin Phoenix, Mark Wahlberg, Robert Duvall, and Eva Mendes.  

In it, Joaquin Phoenix plays the club owner son of police chief Robert Duvall and brother of cop Mark Wahlberg.  Eva Mendes plays a hot Mexican.

Hearing the plot description was a relief to me, because the first thing I thought of when I heard the title was those "Take Back the Night" rallies, where a bunch of annoying, sheltered, PC assholes gather to shout about how rape is bad.  A rape is bad rally, what a great idea!  We'll just pencil it in after the Poop is Gross benefit and the Cake Frosting Makes You Fat Charity Ball.  It's all about raising awareness!  God, I just want to rape everyone there.   

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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