MICHAEL BAY EATING CEREAL

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04.15.09 17 Comments

This one’s simply called “Michael Bay Eating Cereal,” and it’s pretty self-explanatory.  It could’ve used a tiger or an explosion or two, but still, pretty good.  I guess explosions just weren’t in the budget.  Reached for comment, Michael Bay said, “Not in the budget!?  You could’ve got $15 mil just for wearing an Omega watch, or 20 for shooting the whole thing inside a GM factory.  Bush league, bro. I know a Chinaman over at LG I can put you in touch with.”

Thanks to Ufford and Punté for the simultaneous tip.

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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