MICKEY ROURKE HAS A NEW FRIEND

05.20.09 8 years ago 23 Comments

Stop me if you’ve heard this one: Mickey Rourke walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.  Bartender says, “Whoa, where’d you get that?” Parrot says, “Rawk! Passed out behind an Arby’s.”

(fock’n ‘ell, is dat ‘oo oy fink it is?)

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