Fox 2000 announced today that it will be remaking Brian De Palma’s 1978 classic The Fury. But do you know why this is such awesome news? Please, allow me to explain with a clip.
Wait for it… waaaait for it….. waaaaaaait for it…….. OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO SPURT! Best. Scene. Ever.
Youre right, best scene ever
I must concur. That scene was awesome, even more so than Michael Bay’s house…
Any ladies interested in starring in my home film, The Furry?
I renacted that scene in the toilet this morning.
A chick once made me explode, only she cheated by using Smucker’s grape jelly and her hands.
Perhaps I’ve been grading too many papers, but I noticed this in the Variety story: New version will center on a young man with heightened kinetic powers who is abducted by the government in order to take advantage of his special gifts.Soooooo…the government wants some kid who has extra energy while he’s moving? Like an ADD fat kid who’s hopped up on chocolate and can’t stop running and winds up smacking into a wall or a baby carriage or something? I suppose I’d pay to see that, but only if he cries a lot and there’s a group of other kids who point and laugh.In related news, I can’t wait to be a father.
I don’t know about “best scene ever” ? Have any of you fags seen Milo and Otis ?
If I had ESP, I’d mind-fuck myself all day.
That was pretty effing sweet but I wish we’d gotten to see him explode from a couple more camera angles : (
I’d mind-fuck me…I’d mind-fuck me hard.
There’s no way the remake of that scene will be as awesome as the first. Moviemakers want all of their special effects to look "realistic." That’s cool if you like watching organs come out of people’s torsos. Me and the two kilograms of rust I just ate like that scene just the way it is.
GOD. They better not mess this up. The original is one of my favourite films of all time. I saw it for the first time when I was about 7. It made me the woman I am today…
Blood and doody everywhere. Like your momma’s underpants.
I’d put it up there wiff Scanners. That’s fo’ sho’.
I’d like to see The Baseball Furies in this. They could baseball bat someone’s fucking head this time.
Chicklet, it The Fury made you the woman you are today, then I’d like to take you out for a Corona.
I’d rather see a movie called "The Furry" starring Larry the Cable Guy as an ursidaephiliac who hilariously screws up his directions to the Interstate Travel Lodge and Convention Hall and winds up at the Predators in Action wild animal training center. Hijinks* ensue.*Bear rape and neck chomping
Can’t watch :(
I think the key to acting as if you have telekenitic powers is to not blink. This chick has it down.
I can’t wait for the remake of "It’s Alive" starring Vern Troyer as It.
Nice, but it was one Nic Cage in a Bear Suit away from immortality. Also, I need to know more about the chick–why is she wearing grandma’s jammies? What’s going on under there? Something fun, I bet.
If I suffered from bleeding every time a girl with ESP touched me, she would have to headbutt my dick.
How about a remake of UHF with Michael Richards wearing blackface?
I’m a little young to remember, were all of Brian DePalma’s movies shot to look like Mexican soap operas?
Nice bit of method acting there at the end, too. I couldn’t tell if she was trying to use telekinesis to drastically increase his blood pressure, or teaching Bugs Bunny how to conduct Leopold’s orchestra.
Mind bullets don’t kill people, cockteases kill people.
I couldn’t tell if she was trying to use telekinesis to drastically increase his blood pressure, or teaching Bugs Bunny how to conduct Leopold’s orchestra.You guys have no idea how funny this is without a frame of reference.
That’s gonna be one hell of a cleaning bill.
B.E., is that SOBB in disguise? If so, congrats on being one of the few Durdenites I can stomach. If not, carry on . . . nothing to see here.
can’t watch :(da man made me work today <=:( <– sad bishop
One of my contacts fell out while I was watching it, all I saw was The Blurry.
shit i dursted this fucker and the hamlet 2 post at the same time beat that!!
I REGRET NOTHING!
You guys have no idea how funny this is without a frame of reference. Frame of reference: [www.youtube.com] do I ever heart copyright infringement YouTube.
Is Bring Your Kid To Work Day a national holiday? Or do companies just pick the day?
Wait, I don’t think I meant holiday, per se.
That would explain all the kids around my office today. I heard the girl in the office next to me say she was a "junior". Anybody got a tactful way to find out if she meant in highschool or college?
For me, it’s "Watch Your Kids Go Down The Shower Drain Day" everyday.
Hmmm…Fury vs Scanners. Which explosive fruit do you prefer?
I heard the girl in the office next to me say she was a "junior". Anybody got a tactful way to find out if she meant in highschool or college? SMB: Whip out your dick and see if she cries or laughs.
I heard the girl in the office next to me say she was a "junior". Anybody got a tactful way to find out if she meant in highschool or college? Ask her how many 400-level classes she’s taking. If she looks at you sideways like a dog that you’ve just jingled your keys at, then she’s a highschooler (or a moron).
new post you old farts!!
jokerswild – nah…same avatar, apparently.
I heard the girl in the office next to me say she was a "junior". Anybody got a tactful way to find out if she meant in highschool or college? Perhaps she has the same name as her mother.
"See, honey? Blue balls are dangerous!"