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04.01.08 77 Comments

What happens when you cross insane director Uwe Boll with retarded spoof movies like Meet the Spartans?  Uhh, apparently you get a YouTube video of Verne Troyer telling Indiana Jones "I’ll fuck you up!" when they go head to head May 23rd.  It’s unclear whether Boll’s movie Postal will actually be in theaters then, or if he’s just having people over to his house that day.

Collider has some more clips, but it’s probably best just to keep moving along as if you haven’t seen anything. 

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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