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Denny’s is offering Hobbit breakfasts now |Film Drunk|
The 7 Bands That Won CMJ Music Marathon 2012 |UPROXX|
Somebody is not a fan. [via Humor Train]
A Very Important ‘Zooey Deschanel Boob Fight’ GIF |Warming Glow|
It’s The Best Of The 2012 Tompkins Square Halloween Dog Parade Contest |With Leather|
Olly Moss Projects Some Pop Cultural Silhouettes |Gamma Squad|
Why You Should Be Watching The CW’s New Series “Arrow” |Smoking Section|
Peyton Manning Is Denver’s Dark Lord |Kissing Suzy Kolber|
Animals that don’t suck |theChive|
University Of Arkansas Cheerleader With An Awesome Zebra Print Prosthetic Leg |Buzzfeed|
So, Joe Simpson Is Gay. It All Makes Sense Now |IDLYITW|
25 Fun Size Facts About Classic Halloween Candy |Mental Floss|
Courtney Stodden Sexily Slips Her Sexy Curves Into Slutty Slexy Slime Slostumes
|The Superficial|
Zombie Carvings Are The New Pumpkin Carvings |Daily What|
James Cameron Decides To Direct Not ‘Avatar’ Movies |Screen Junkies|
The Best Thing ‘The Onion’ Has Ever Done? |HuffPost Comedy|
Donald Trump’s October Surprise Is Here |Videogum|
A gallery of retired Playboy bunnies. The years have not been kind. |Fark|
‘Woman v. Workout’ Host Lauren Berlingeri Could Kick Your Ass, And Look Hot Doing It |Brobible|
What Guys and Girls Say, And What They Really Mean |College Humor|
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