Hey, remember Thomas Ian Nicholas (three first names = probable serial killer)? The kid from American Pie and Rookie of the Year? …Probably not. Nonetheless, he’s back! Sorta. Okay he’s actually just singing a really crappy song. And he appears to be making sweet gay love to the microphone. Also: I love the nonsensical song clichés. For instance the 1:32 mark, where he sings: “Don’t stop/Keep on moving toward tomorrow…”
Hmm, so, uh… don’t die? That’s your advice, essentially? Very provocative, this. No really, I think this could be concept album.
[blame Burnsy for this tip]