This is Birthday Dog’s mortal enemy, the dog who hates birthdays. Thanks to whoever sent me this, I can’t remember who you are.
DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS
- Chodin examines the phenomenon, Sh*t Blowing Up in Slow Motion. |Uproxx|
- Ridley Scott’s two 3D Alien prequels. |GammaSquad|
- Alison Brie needs better stalkers. Does that mean she’s taking applications? |WarmingGlow|
- Dolphins GM accidentally asks receiver if his mother was a prostitute. |KissingSuzyKolber|
- True Blood has an exciting new poster. |InsideTV|
- Robin’s big speed date. |ComicsAlliance|
- The 5 most dubious sexual accomplishments. |Gunaxin|
- Porn star rescues man from jail sentence by proving she’s over 18. |Asylum|
- Google Earth meets Grand Theft Auto. |DoubleViking|
- Kevin and Taryn attacked by leopardkeets. |G4|
- Boy Scouts now awarded video game badge. |FListed|
- The 10 funniest DUI arrests of all time. |Ranker|
- Visual Aides for the Kentucky Derby. |HolyTaco|
Aw, I would gladly hang with Avatards for a month for the chance to stick my face between those big ol’ boobs. I guess I’m just old fashioned like that.