My grandfather turns 95 this Sunday. Every time I see him, he asks me again what I do for a living. He once asked, “The internet… now that’s on computers?” Anyway, I was at his birthday party this past weekend, and I discovered that he carries around a cheat sheet in his wallet to remember what I do. This is that cheat sheet.
MORNING LINKS
The Honest Trailer for Dark Knight Rises |Film Drunk|
Never Forget Fat Betty: 20 TV GIFs That Defined 2012 |Warming Glow|
The Nominees For ‘Best Original Song’ At The Adult Video News Awards Are Amazing |UPROXX|
Reddit Users Really Love The L.A. Lakers |With Leather|
Time To Amend Your Christmas Lists: A Burger Making Robot Has Been Invented |Gamma Squad|
In San Francisco this Friday? Come see me and Matt Louv riff on bad movies. You’ll also get some stand up from Jordan Morris from Jordan-Jesse Go. |FreshLikeACadaver|
Gruden Talk: Jon Gruden Discusses The Fiscal Cliff With Former OMB Director David Stockman |Kissing Suzy Kolber|
You can find beauty in the strangest places |theChive|
30 Most Disturbing Face Swaps Of 2012 |Buzzfeed|
Am I Looking At Ke$ha From The Front Or Back? |The Superficial|
If Kate Has Twins, Who Ascends The Throne? |Mental Floss|
The Perfect Crime: Teen Posts Video About Robbing A Bank After Robbing A Bank |Videogum|
Mr. Burns Explains The Fiscal Cliff |HuffPost|
Rob Kardashian Wants Women To Respect Themselves That’s All |IDLYITW|
Now THAT’S how you promote your Tolkien books |Fark|
7 Sci-Fi Remakes With Vastly Improved Special Effects |Screen Junkies|
If Your Awkward Sex Life Were a Romance Novel |College Humor|
The 12 Douchiest Movie Boyfriends |Pajiba|
5 Reasons Why Burton’s Wonka Movie is Better than That Other One |Unreality|
The 10 Greatest Prank Videos of 2012 |Brobible|
The Science of Plan B Emergency Contraception |High Definite|
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