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08.13.07 4 Comments

My Kid Could Paint That tells the story of 4-year-old Marla Olmstead, who became known all over the world and sold $300,000 worth of paintings in four months.  The movie seeks to answer the question, is she a prodigy, or is it all a scam?  I mean, hopefully it answers it.  If it just "poses the question", it'd sort of be a waste of time now wouldn't it.  

People used to call me a prodigy back in my child porn days.  Ahh, to be young again.

Also, ever notice how they always describe little kids by using their age?  The only time I ever get described by my age is in the 'Lights & Sirens' section of the local paper.  "A 19-year-old male was cited for public intoxication."  "A 22-year-old man was detained for destruction of private property."  "A 26-year-old man begged police to take him to jail because he said writing blogs made him lonely."  "A 33-year-old man was arrested for time traveling."

Lazy reporters.


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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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