NEW CAP’N KIRK DOLL LOOKS WICKED QUEAH

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01.21.09 38 Comments

I was sitting here looking at this new Captain Kirk doll with his cable-knit, V-neck sweater and black leather dildo holster, trying to figure out who he reminded me of. Suddenly it hit me:  the gay guy from Ugly Betty!  …What?  Why are you looking at me like that?  I watched it once.  ‘Cause some chick made me.  After we got done shopping for shoes.  I mean, after I got up in her guts!  Dammit!    *fans face with hand*

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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