NEW INDIANA JONES POSTER

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02.26.08 43 Comments

This is the newest poster for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. UPDATE – Apparently it’s a comic book cover, not a poster.

I’m not sure why Shia LePoof is holding a sword in it, but he does look like a kid who’d be on the fencing team.  

Mmm, two hot guys in leather jackets with greasy hair – one with stubble and the other with a soul patch that makes the chinstrap guy from the Backstreet Boys look like Grizzly Adams. This looks like a sexy adventure indeed.

Jesus that’s a fruity sword.  There might as well be a scrotum carved out of the hilt and a handle shaped like a tea cup that he holds with his pinky sticking out. 

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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