Oh thank God. Here I was writing about pointless graphic novels and fat, lazy film critics when a new international red-band trailer for Matthew Vaughn’s Kick-Ass comes along and saves the day. And no, I didn’t invent that headline, it’s actually a line in the trailer. How awesome is that? It’s got Nic Cage acting like a total weirdo, an 11-year-old girl saying “cock,” and teenage boys wearing spandex. Stay out of my fantasies, Matthew Vaughn.
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I can’t do anything but giggle with delight right now.
Channing Tatum’s signal is a small, shriveled hot dog in the sky
Is fogol carrying fuckn walnuts in that mouth of his?
I thought we eradicated the mumps in the 1800’s.
The only way this movie could exceed my already awesome opinion of it would be if it had Kirsten Dunst’s neck as a villain.
Yes, I am interested in viewing this motion picture at my earliest convenience.
Yours in Christ,
HHWK’s Throbbing Erection
I was getting too impatient for this so read the first four issues of the original – they’re on youtube – and then the full synopsis on wiki. Big mistake. Obviously spoilers galore. What’s obvious from the trailers though is that Chloe Moretz is gonna be a superstar.
wwbd, jenny mccarthy’s bringing them back.
my nerd boner is so huge for this movie i actually put in my real birthdate in the age verifier
I had a boner for this when I thought it was “Lick Ass”.
*rimjob*
I had a boner for lunch.
I had a dick before lunch.
Tempo jellybeak monk :(
MSN video player? You truly hate us.