NEW NATIONAL TREASURE POSTER

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10.01.07 64 Comments

National Treasure 2 has a new poster out.  I’m not sure exactly what the movie’s about, but judging by the poster, it appears that Nic Cage will be traveling to world landmarks and burning them.  National Treasure producer Jerry Bruckheimer has been doing the same thing to movies for years.  Then again, maybe Cage just needs that torch to see better.  Perhaps he’s just going to different places and naming stuff after characters from Superman.  Like, Big Ben will be ‘Kryptonite Clock’ from now on or something.

Anyway, I don’t think their Photoshop guy got nearly enough world landmarks into the poster.  I only see the White House, the Eiffel Tower, Big Ben, Mount Rushmore, and the Statue of Liberty.  I created a poster of my own with some of the landmarks they missed, starring a real national treasure, Birthday Dog (who’s also far better actor than Nic Cage, I mean just look at how he wears that hat).  Enjoy. 

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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