New Prometheus trailer uses up all remaining BRAAAAAAHMs

04.30.12 5 years ago 22 Comments

Someone at Fox apparently thinks they need more than this banner picture to sell Prometheus, and today we have ANOTHER new trailer, which you can watch below. Sidenote: If you don’t want to see this based on Michael Fassbender as an effeminate robot alone, we have nothing in common. This new three-minute trailer has:

  • EVEN MORE people moving computer holograms around with their hands!
  • EVEN MORE Inception-esque BRAAAHM sound effects (you’ve finally done it, Prometheus! we’re all out of BRAAHMS!)
  • The red-headed assassin dude from The Borgias (crap, I’m the only one who watches The Borgias, aren’t I).
  • Charlize Theron’s name, which is “Miss Vickers.”
  • Stringer Bell being so badass that he pilots his spaceship in a standing position (harnesses are for bitches, yo).

Anyway, that’s what I got from the first 90 seconds or so. Three minutes is way too much of a movie I know I’m going to see anyway. NERD BONER: ENGORGE.

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