A more thorough version of this could’ve gone on for hours. |via Screened|
MORNING LINKS
Wild Card, Kitten Mittens, Green Man, Milk Steak, And F*ck Yeah Tumblrs: An Interview With Charlie Day |UPROXX|
Hitler sings the theme song to the Jeffersons. Good times. |Warming Glow|
The Big Lebowski Meets The Old Masters In The Work Of Joe Forkan|UPROXX|
Baby Cthulhu Is Adorable, Evil Incarnate |Gamma Squad|
Is ‘Toddlers & Tiaras’ Better Than Sports? |With Leather|
8 of the Sexiest Diseases |Adult Swim|
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We don’t know if these Scarlett Johansson nude cell phone pictures of her naked are real yet, but whoever’s boobs those are are glorious. |WWTDD|
A piece about comedians who do 9/11 jokes. |Observer|
Bob Ray still needs help crowdfunding his latest films. WON’T YOU HELP?? |USArtists|
How to troll seagulls (useful information). |Buzzfeed|
Miley Cyrus’s brother’s girlfriend is not pregnant, thank God. |TheSuperficial|
This poetry contest is limited to poems about Bill Murray. |Videogum|
Probably the best reckless driving PSA you will ever watch. |GorillaMask|
Seven Cartoons more harmful to children than Spongebob. |ScreenJunkies|
New cosplay hotness: The Flying Spaghetti Monster. |TheDailyWhat|
Washington Post’s most awkward office exercises. |HolyTaco|
8 American snacks and their foreign flavors. |MentalFloss|
Danny Glover one-ups the people who wear Crocs in public |FARK|
Predicting How Many Episodes the Network TV’s New Fall Shows Will Last |Pajiba|
The Best Straight-to-DVD Find Ever |Unreality|
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