HEY WHITE NINJA, 1994 CALLED…

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05.07.09 35 Comments

This one’s just called Ninja, and it comes from veteran b-action director Isaac Florentine and stars  stuntman Scott Adkins, whose look and acting style both seem better suited to a Bowflex infomercial (Broflex?).  Anyway, it’s your basic Japan-trained white ninja fights bad guys in New York plot.  The stunts look good, the acting looks hilariously bad – which, in a way, almost makes a b-action movie better.  When you see two guys who can’t even walk into a room convincingly actually sell a fight scene, you think “Dang, maybe they’re really mad at each other.”  It’s the same with porn.

[via QuietEarth]

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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