Guy Ritchie is making a new Sherlock Holmes movie starring Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law. Ritchie’s Sherlock will still be the logical mentalist you remember, but just because he’s smart doesn’t mean he can’t climb into a giant pit to see how many rats he can kill in two minutes from time to time. This is Victorian England, after all.
Alternate caption: Heroin – it does a body good. Picture 2 caption: “Psst, how much for a mustache ride?”