Bros! Call up Dozer, Cumsponge, and Black Steve and get them off Dawn Patrol, stat! Those Delta Sig fags are gonna shit when they see we’ve got the Anchorman 2 teaser! DOROTHY MANTOOTH WAS A SAINT! THE ARSONIST HAD VERY SMALL FEET! LOUD NOISES! I’M GONNA EDWARD 40-HANDS TILL I HOSE! IF YOUR LITTLE BRO WANTS MY SIG YOU BETTER SACK UP AND WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW!
Anyway, yeah, here’s the teaser for Anchorman 2, as promised (sorry about the quality, we’ve still only got the buttcam version). It’s basically just Will Ferrell and company in costume and in character telling us that they’re making the movie, which we already knew. That said, I found it surprisingly exciting. We may never relive our college days, but as I’ve proved in many a drunken and increasingly sad-to-watch blackout, we can sure as hell try.
EVERYONE TO THE QUAD! DICK-SUCK LINDSAY THE TRI-DELT’S THROWING A TWO-PIECE PARTY! I HEARD SHE LET BUTTERS FINGERBLAST HER DURING THE TEAK POOL PARTY!