Oh good. Miley Cyrus stars in ‘LOL.’

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01.09.12 48 Comments

Here’s Miley Cyrus starring alongside Demi Moore and Ashley Greene in the mother-daughter something something tween whatever, LOL. It’s kind of a double entendre because Miley plays a character named “Lola” who goes by “Lol” (pronouced Lowell). Also, this is neither here nor there, but

“If he kisses her on the lips, it means he’s cool being your boyfriend.”

Hmm, I’m pretty sure those rules only apply to hookers.

FYI, it never shows whose ass that is. Oh boy, I hope it’s a tween!

I would rather clean the sewage system at Arby’s by hand than have to ask Miley Cyrus questions about her character.

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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