OH MY GOD AMAZING STAR TREK NEWS!!11!

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02.14.08 73 Comments

Paramount has reportedly pushed the release of JJ Abrams’ Star Trek movie (starring Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, John Cho, Simon Pegg, and of course BRUCE GREENWOOD) back, from December ’08 to May ’09.  But why?  Money of course, what are you, stupid?

In other news, an L.A. TV helicopter was able to obtain some amazing video from the set.

The kind of award-winning journalism that characterizes local news… just, wow.  “This is a huge movie set.  We think it’s for the next Star Track movie.”  So what, you just see stuff and then wonder aloud what it is?  Why don’t I just put the TV on mute and watch it at grandpa’s house?

"Hi, Dianne – As you can see, I’m standing atop the building and in the distance I can see a plume of smoke.  Some are saying fire.  Perhaps we’ll never know.  Back to you in the studio.”
[Thanks to ‘RoboPanda’ for the tip] 

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