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09.06.07 22 Comments

So IESB has this clip from Shoot Em Up, reportedly of Clive Owen shooting at bad guys while simultaneously bring Monica Bellucci to orgasm (as if that's hard).  

I've known about this for a couple days, and I had held off posting it, mainly because this actually looks like a good movie.  I plan on seeing it, and I figured most of you did, and I didn't want to ruin it with too many spoilers.  

But then I had a change of heart when I thought about our brave soldiers overseas who may not get the opportunity to see new movies for a while, for whom this isn't a spoiler – it's just as good as it gets for a while.

Oh who am I kidding, no matter what I say I'm still going to hell for that Owen Wilson caption.  Yes, Phillipe, "among other things."

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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