MORNING LINKS

New Sexman Video Rant Reminds Us Why We Love Him

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Our old friend Sexman is back, a little older, a little wiser, but still an everyman for the modern age.

Jamie Foxx

Cameron Diaz Is A Bitter, Abusive Spinstress In The ‘Annie’ Trailer

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The trailer for Sony's modern retelling of 'Annie' reveals the most adorable random song and dance routines you'll see this year.

CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER

Weekend Box Office: ‘Captain America’ Still On Top, Kevin Costner On The Bottom

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Cap2n America stays on top of the box office, while Kevin Costner's football movie draws unfortunate comparisons to 'Leatherheads.'

YOUNG ADULT BOOKS

Lionsgate Is Diverging The Last ‘Divergent’ Book Into Two Movies

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Lionsgate is splitting the last Divergent book into two movies, because they care greatly about art.

FILMDRUNK REVIEWS

Cool Costume, Jude Law. A Review Of ‘Dom Hemingway.’

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If you want a drinking game to play during Dom Hemingway, drink every time someone says "Dom Hemingway."

FROZEN

Patton Oswalt Led The Audience In Singing ‘Let It Go’ At A Recent Show

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At the Kevin and Bean's April Foolishness Comedy Show in L.A., Patton Oswalt led the audience in singing the 'Frozen' hit 'Let it Go.'

CRYPTOCURRENCY

A Juggalo Named ‘Papa Nutt’ Has Created A Crypto-Currency For Juggalos

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JuggaloCoin is a new currency to help you keep your money in the fam-uh-lee, my ninjas.

FEATURES

In Honor Of Hollywood’s Bible Boner, Here Are The 5 Most Unbearable Biblical Epics

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With 'Noah' out, 'Exodus' in production, and Hollywood's Bible boner at full mast, Heather takes a look at the five most unbearable Biblical epics.

IT’S PAT

TRIVIA: Quentin Tarantino Did Writing Work On ‘It’s Pat’

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Before he was charging $200 for a live read, Quentin Tarantino rewrote SNL's lowest-grossing film.

CHANNING TATUM

C-Tates And J-Hill Have Buddy Cop Issues In The New ’22 Jump Street’ Red Band Trailer

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Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill dropped by 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' to deliver the new and final '22 Jump Street' red band trailer.

WOLF OF WALL STREET

Leonardo DiCaprio Allegedly Snubbed Jordan Belfort

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Leonardo DiCaprio is treating Jordan Belfort like the piece of shit he is, according to reports.

DIKEMBE MUTOMBO

Frotcast 198: Heterosexual Gay Porn Editor William Head

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Heterosexual gay porn editor and comedian William Head talks porn editing and Dikembe Mutombo.

bronies

Brony Porn, Porn Star CrossFit, And The Tranny Awards Gets A Name Change: The Adult Film Minute

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On a second installment of The Adult Film Minute, Dr. Chauntelle explains Brony porn, porn star crossfit, and why the Tranny Awards is getting a name change.

THE BLIND SIDE

‘Blind Side’ Actor Quinton Aaron Becomes Latest Victim Of Too Fat To Fly

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Oh, 6'8" and 500 pounds is too big now? I thought this was America.

JASON MOORE

Tina Fey And Amy Poehler Are Teaming Up Again For ‘The Nest’

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For the first time since 2008's 'Baby Mama,' Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are teaming up to star in Universal's 'The Nest.'

INTERNATIONAL TRAILERS

Zac Efron And Seth Rogen Have A Dildo Fight In The New Red Band Trailer For ‘Neighbors’

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The red band trailer for 'Neighbors' reveals a much raunchier comedy, as Seth Rogen and Zac Efron wage a prank war against each other.

HIGH-FREQUENCY TRADING

Sony Is Optioning ‘Flash Boys,’ Michael Lewis’s Factiest Book Yet

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Hollywood wants to spin creative non-fiction into schmaltzy gold once again.



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