In case you haven't already seen enough of Chris Pontius' genitals, and God knows I haven't, you're in luck: According to those "journalists" at Variety, Party Boy will be starring in his very own male stripper movie.
Script, penned by Jason Nutt, revolves around an average guy who falls in love with the perfect girl and is persuaded to become a male stripper by his soon-to-be father-in-law.
Dear Party Boy,
I enjoy watching you chug horse semen and light your penis on fire, but something tells me I'm not going to want to watch you "act" for two hours. But don't fret, I feel the same way about John Travolta.