If you listen to Patton Oswalt’s comedy as slavishly and pathetically as I do, you know how much he loves Halloween, but even if you don’t, this picture of him dressed as Doctor Octopus with his daughter as Spider-girl should more than prove it. Jeez, all these awesome baby costumes going around, it’s almost enough to make me want to make a baby. So how ’bout it, ladies? Anyone got a soft womb for daddy to lay a swaddlin’? Whoa, whoa, simmer down, I can barely hear you over the sound of all your panties melting. Just know this: my seed will find purchase, in this life or the next.
Unpopular-but-entirely-earnest-assertion: Alfred Molina as Doctor Octopus in Spider-Man 2 is the all-time best superhero-movie villain. KNIVES OUT!