Cuteness Alert: Patton Oswalt wins Halloween

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10.31.12 31 Comments

If you listen to Patton Oswalt’s comedy as slavishly and pathetically as I do, you know how much he loves Halloween, but even if you don’t, this picture of him dressed as Doctor Octopus with his daughter as Spider-girl should more than prove it. Jeez, all these awesome baby costumes going around, it’s almost enough to make me want to make a baby. So how ’bout it, ladies? Anyone got a soft womb for daddy to lay a swaddlin’? Whoa, whoa, simmer down, I can barely hear you over the sound of all your panties melting. Just know this: my seed will find purchase, in this life or the next.

Unpopular-but-entirely-earnest-assertion: Alfred Molina as Doctor Octopus in Spider-Man 2 is the all-time best superhero-movie villain. KNIVES OUT!


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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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