This is the trailer for Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief. This one’s about a regular kid… who one day discovers… (*RECORD SCRATCH*) that he’s a descendant of the Greek Gods! It’s based on a book by Rick Riordan that surely must’ve taken an entire afternoon to write, and directed by Chris “Mailin it in since 92” Columbus.
It’s got a bunch of stars in the cast, like Uma Thurman and Rosario Dawson and Steve Coogan, but my favorite part of the trailer is the 43-45 second mark, where if you keep playing just that part, you can hear Pierce Brosnan call the kid with stupid hair and a cardigan “Pussy” over and over. Try it after the jump.