PLEASURE YOURSELF WITH IRON MAN'S HAND

07.23.07 9 years ago 12 Comments

According to National Geographic, the leading causes of nerd boners are:
1. Natalie Portman
2. Pictures from Upcoming Comic Book Movies
3. Stiff Breezes

There, I helped you with the second one.  For numbers one and three, I recommend google image search and standing outside.  But be careful: experiencing all three at once could create an unhealthy drop in blood pressure.

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