PLEASURE YOURSELF WITH IRON MAN'S HAND

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07.23.07 12 Comments

According to National Geographic, the leading causes of nerd boners are:
1. Natalie Portman
2. Pictures from Upcoming Comic Book Movies
3. Stiff Breezes

There, I helped you with the second one.  For numbers one and three, I recommend google image search and standing outside.  But be careful: experiencing all three at once could create an unhealthy drop in blood pressure.

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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