Wow, that was fast.
I fear that this movie will try to ruin my idealistic views of Jessica. She's gonna look all haggard and what not for the entire movie and show her boobs. I don't wanna look at her tits when the rest of her looks like shit. I mean I will, it's just not how I've pictured it in my head. Over and over and over and over and over again.
Did "Monster" ruin Charlize Therran (sp?)? I think not! Ever see Aeon Flux? Granted the movie ate dick, but she looked AWESOME!
Who wants ice cream?Looks more like "Who has to pee?"
Yeah, she was smokin' in AF. I would rather my first time with Jessica be perfect. A guy can dream. Can't he? It will be a sore dick day when this movie comes out.
Wil someone please Photoshop out that hole in the armpit of her shirt? It's very distracting.
Jessica Biel…portraying a stripper working to save her terminally ill child and a lost dog? Oh, she's so brave…*sniff*…little more grinding action, Jess….that's better…so brave.
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Man, if she looks like this in the movie, i don't know that i want to see her naked. Uglying herself up ain't no good for my boner
I would gargle her diarrhea…. and not just because county jail taught me to love the taste of my own feces.. just because…
Sweet merciful christ. I am so goddam tired of how they build a movie around a flimsy excuse to show an actress' tits and ass. Why don't they save themselves a shitload of money and just cut to the chase. I'm willing to bet that if they spent $50,000 to create a 20 minute sequence of Jessica Biel stripping, grinding on a pole, giving lapdances, and slapping her titties off of guys faces that it would outsell whatever piece of shit they're spending $40,000,000 to make. Fucking dumbasses… -Sheikh al-Gore
I agree with the above comment. But make it 60 mins.
Ray Liotta is scary.
I'm just worried that she will be as completely unerotic as Demi Moore was in Striptease.
I just hope they portray the strippers in a realistic light – y'know diligently trying to –….a little deeper baby….pay their bills and doing the best –….shit! I said "no teeth"….supporting their families and getting through school :::grimaces:::Excuse me……dammit, I said "NO TEETH!", you DEEF?
I swear, if I thought I would be reincarnated as that stack of papers she's holding, I would off myself right now. She's purty.