That’s right, folks, question marks in the headline can mean only one thing: it’s time to prognosticate! Will Morgan Freeman run for President? Do Bugle snacks make your boners stiffer? Would this monkey let me fondle her tits for a banana? Who knows! Let the guessing begin!
The rumor in question comes courtesy of BloodyDisgusting, who’re reporting that There Will Be Blood director Paul Thomas Anderson may be considering a horror movie for his next project. The following is my reenactment of how this rumor came about.
A fat guy with long hair (used to be a ponytail, but he doesn’t tell people that) and a goatee wearing a leather jacket and Pantera T-shirt (the metal-est guy in the I.T. department) yells at PTA as he’s crossing the street.
"Hey dude, why don’t you do a horror movie?"
[PTA, at first caught off guard and then mildly disgusted] "Huh? Oh, haha, yeah, good idea." [gets in car and drives off]