PUBLIC ENEMIES BUILT A TENT IN MY PANTS

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03.04.09 62 Comments

Every time I see some shakey cam garbage like Quantum of Solace or some hyper stylized artsturbation, I silently pray for the day when Michael Mann will come out with another action flick and show these limp d-cks how it’s done.  Hopefully that day is July 1st when Public Enemies opens. It stars Johnny Depp as John Dillinger, Christian Bale as Melvin Purvis (the FBI agent chasing John Dillinger), and Marion Cotillard as Billie Frechette (no idea who either of those people are).  Man, this looks awesome.  I’m also pretty jealous of how Johnny Depp tells girls he robs banks and they just melt. I try telling them I’m a movie blogger and they’re usually just all like, “So, you gonna order or what? I’m gonna have to put you on hold.”

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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