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06.18.08 19 Comments

As a 44-year-old disputed UFC Heavyweight champion and complete, undisputed badass, you’d think it’d be hard to make Randy Couture look unintimidating.  All the credit goes to the producers of the direct-to-DVD feature The Scorpion King 2.  Way to take a guy famous for beating the crap out of younger, bigger men and turn him into someone who gives the kids a good mild scare on the way to the hay ride.  RAWRRR!! Ha, just kidding, little buddy.  Here, have a Butterfingers.

Prepare to be rocked like a hurricane, August 19th!  I blame you for this, Dana White.

[Thanks to Liam for the tip]    

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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