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01.29.09 35 Comments

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past is a romantic comedy starring Matthew McConnaughey that thankfully involves neither Kate Hudson nor a search for treasure. The great thing about it is that it teaches girls not to fall for that douchey pussy who’s always being nice to you.  True love is what happens when that hot asshole who treats you like shit and f’s all your friends finally discovers the meaning of life.  Think about it, it could be you he settles for!  How romantic!

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Vince Mancini is a writer, comedian, and podcaster. A graduate of Columbia’s non-fiction MFA program, his work has appeared on FilmDrunk, the UPROXX network, the Portland Mercury, the East Bay Express, and all over his mom’s refrigerator.

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